Written and performed by Amanda Duarte
Directed by Hannah Gregg

You love her. You hate her. She brought you up. She fucked you up.  And only she can take you down. She brought you into this world, and she can take you out of it. If anyone insults her, you'll punch them in the face—and if they say you look or behave like her in any way, you'll punch them harder. She's a virgin, she's a whore, and she makes me a sandwich every time I nail her. She's Your Mom.

Join writer-performer and barren, child-eating sex witch Amanda Duarte (Staying Alive, Dead Darlings) as she wades through the amniotic Chablis of her matriline, exploring the salt-and-pepper roots of internalized misogyny, the politisexual journey of the Manhattan Bridge footpath, and female power in the election year of our Lady 2020. A comedy for the whole family*! I'd tell you to bring your mom, but she's right here next to me, and trust me, she's coming.

*do not bring your children, lest they be eaten by barren, child-eating sex witch Amanda Duarte